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Homo Motorus

Homo motorus is a species of human that is going to be extinct
Homomotorus can be found in the streets using a device called Homomotortracker
Homo motorus is one of the most dangerous yet rarest human species - Dr Paris Siahaan
by itsmesgrrjustkidding August 17, 2018
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STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy
Bro this song is Straight homo
by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022
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mad homo

Noun: a man who looks like a girl, but doesn’t identify as a girl.

Verb: gay sex
noun

Hobo 1: Bro he looks mad homo

Hobo 2: nobody asked
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verb

Hobo 1: bro what happened in that tent? that looked mad homo

Hobo 2: we were putting hobo 3’s sex doll back together
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 26, 2023
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Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
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Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
Wow that’s a huge homo erectus
by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020
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Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012
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Bonobo Homo

A medical condition assigned to a human being living though the cleanup of another human being's former life.
"Rebekah sure looks down these days!" "Yeah, she's dealing with his ex and the cry shorties. It's a bad case of Bonobo Homo."
by 30somethin May 20, 2015
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