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Expired Joke

when you keep laughing at the same old joke over and over again for a long ass time
“yo that shit still hits me man”
“homie that’s an expired joke, move on bro it’s been a decade”
by joontiddies December 28, 2021
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irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.
You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!
by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018
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Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead
Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage
by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018
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Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.
Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
by GordonsLover December 14, 2021
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short jokes

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite
by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022
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Drew (Joke)

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.

(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019
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joke a smoint

Paul: Want to pull up later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother
by liamr06 March 18, 2022
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