A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.
by jcninja June 29, 2009
Get the Hockey Ninjamug. 1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
by maxcee December 8, 2009
Get the ninja puddlemug. Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.
There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
by The Mahster April 6, 2004
Get the jamaican ninjamug. A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.
by Boltman88 January 15, 2009
Get the Hockey Ninjamug. One who silently sneaks into the bathroom while another person is trying to take a shit. Obviously, this person is disgusting as she doesn't mind the smell of a foul dump as she brushes her teeth and gets ready for bed.
Lindsay was a total pooooop ninja last night. While Brian was dropping some bombs in the bathroom, she snuck in, did her makeup and hair, brushed her teeth, and plucked her eyebrows. Brian didn't even notice her until she was done and walking out the door.
by Chris Sko September 25, 2011
Get the Pooooop Ninjamug. Originally found on Reddit, a ninja gay is someone who appears to be straight and does not appear to have any stereotypical gay traits.
So any of you guys in your early to mid 20s and in SE Wisconsin? I'm 24 and I would love to meet a guy like this/me but I can't fuckin' find them. Mainly because we are ninja gays and no one suspects us.
by ThePug628 October 4, 2010
Get the ninja gaymug. by I am related to Chuck Norris January 5, 2018
Get the Ninja Pipemug.