monk

A monk can refer to anything you want it to be. It can be a good thing or a bad thing to be called a monk, it depends on the context it is said in

Did you hear about those monk that said they were going on the run

by the real monks April 23, 2018

Flabby Monke

One of the most powerful beings in the universe. Capable of ending the lives of millions by lifting a single finger. An unstoppable force.

We’re doomed, it’s flabby monke

by Factual Guy July 3, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

monke

giga monke (monke)

i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.

by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.

Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night

by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016

Le Monke

A very large, fat, huge orangutan who says, "Uh Oh Stinky!"

Rebecca: OMG Keisha, did you see that video about Le Monke?
Keisha, "Ofc I did bae.

by Picayune Person March 11, 2024