Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.

There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday

by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024

monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016

Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.

Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Monday

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

by moneymorebish March 8, 2017

Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit

Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants

by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017