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Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
by nekro3 May 16, 2018
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Monday

A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:

1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.

Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
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Mog Monday Rollies

A weekly competition in the Imogen Temult Fan Club Discord server where participants roll a D20 die to decide who becomes the "Mog Pog of the Week" (a title granted to the participant who rolled the highest number). In case of a tie, the tied participants roll again to see who has the highest result.
A Natural 1 for Mog Monday Rollies? What else did you expect from the Mog die?
by MVNG0 February 13, 2024
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Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.
Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!
by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018
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Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 9, 2020
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010
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