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miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
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miserizing

The act of making someone suffer through their own medicine.
I'm always miserizing him by calling him a woman.
by Severide95 November 24, 2012
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Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty
by No show April 14, 2014
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Miserable

That kid is so miserable
by Pp3000 August 10, 2020
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miserable old sod

by anonymous October 8, 2021
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mierdar

Spanish verb for "draw with shit on wall".

If you don´t wanna look like three sentences spanish speaker and you are afraid to use euphemisms such as "hacer cacá" or "cagar". Mierdar is pretty regular verb, except in pretérito, we use mierdé instead of mierdaré.
Que Esmeralda ha querido mierdar ? Esmeralda ha mierdado toda la casa.
by lajunen March 10, 2009
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Maserati MC12

I was in first place the whole race until some bitchin Maserati MC12 cut me at the very end
by Bravo Bickham March 23, 2021
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