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Liquid Therapist

The #1 bartender
This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.
by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021
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Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.
Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore
by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022
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liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God
Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct
by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024
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slipping liquid

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.
My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.
by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024
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Liquid

The one guy would bring somebody a cup of water, and people would applaud him for it, but the other guy would bring somebody a cup of water and people would call him an idiot, they would say he wasnt liquid enough about it, he needed to be more liquid about it.
by Solid Mantis June 9, 2020
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liquid poop

Feces that is liquid. Is usually dispensed from the anus during diarrhea, and can be fully liquid or have chunks of shit floating in it. If the diarrhea is bad, it will spill over your toilet bowl and onto the floor. It is also a crucial part of some anal sex routines, such as the Sloppy Ploppy, which consists of filling a container with liquid poop, pouring it down the vagina of the recipient, and using it as lube for fucking while simultaneously shitting on their chest.
I had diarrhea, and so much liquid poop. came out.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
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Liquid Centipede

Giving a centipede is sticking a swirly straw down a man’s penis, then pouring liquid poop down the straw. You the. Take the straw out, and let the shit into his penis. The man then pisses on his parters face, putting a mix of liquid shit and piss together.
I gave her a sweet liquid centipede last night!
He gave me a liquid centipede last night.
by woahbrother June 26, 2024
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