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Jonathan

A well known arsonist. known for burning down his own house and blaming it on 'electrical problems'.

A person named jonathan is usually a very unfortunate and unlucky guy, he is accident prone and has a tendency to get in trouble for things he usualy didnt do.
The act of a person treading in dog excrement and trying to wash it off in class
'Oh i did a Jonathan and burnt my house down'
by ACEJSG April 8, 2011
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Jonathan

a male who at first glance looks a bit gay but when you get to know him can be cool and thinks their shit and pretends he gets a lot of girls but really doesnt. he also takes money from people. they are usually from big families and their fathers ususually date people that are famous
wow that guy must be named jonathan because he looked really gay before he got his haircut
by morialanie November 23, 2010
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such a Jonathan thing to say

Expression originating from Louisiana; over-exaggerating a compliment toward a lady friend
- better be wearin' sunglasses cuz you are that radiant
- gosh,that was such a Jonathan thing to say !
by NEM3sisss January 2, 2008
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Jonathan

A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.
Jonathan is retarded.
by hhihihihihi January 1, 2012
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Jonathan Foreman

A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman, GorElla, and one heck of a leap-frogger.
Jonathan Foreman is the lead singer/ guitar player for Switchfoot.
by Sobeee December 9, 2008
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Jonathan

a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball
by acool10 May 27, 2017
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Jonathan

A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.

He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
That prick is a colossal Jonathan
by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017
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