Skip to main content

jocke

A ginger guy that once where emo but stoped cutting him self and starten smoking weed litening to yung lean and got black dreads. And starten fuking hoes but one hoe took all his money and left. And now he is a broke ass nigga on the Streets of sweden.
-hi

-hi ,dude you look like jocke

-yee ,dude I am like jocke

-oh shit boy , back the fuck upp nigga
by Jhon Harman December 11, 2016
mugGet the jockemug.

Jock

the reason why I hate coming to school
bitch ass nigga who only cares about sports,arrogant asshole who only cares about himself,popular,picks on everyone,a dumbass,eventually they will end up working at McDonald’s wonder why they aren’t in the World Cup and then they’ll finally see reality.
Ugh jimmy is so popular and strong and attracts all the girls I wanna be like him jimmy the great jock.
by joeamrys May 4, 2022
mugGet the Jockmug.

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.
Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet
by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021
mugGet the Jock (name)mug.

Jock

A really gay vsco girl and always say and I ooop and skksks he's really annoying no one likes him he is friends with not one and overall just a weirdo. Oh yeh his only friend is a dude called vithushan. He also has autism and constantly has spazzes at everyone when they say something. He likes youtubers with 8 subscribers but was dumped due to his mum.
Oh there's jock that weirdo lets move away, I heard he's a vsco girl.
by poffreow September 2, 2019
mugGet the Jockmug.

Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
mugGet the Stupid Oxford Jockmug.

jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.
by Ben Recob December 30, 2023
mugGet the jock rockmug.

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
mugGet the Jocks my cockmug.

Share this definition