Dirty Jacob

a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.

Dude you know that guy from twilight?

Who Jacob?

Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.

by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010

Jacob

A guy in LOVE with video games. He has had one girlfriend, and still hasn't gotten over her.

Jacob still loves her!!!!

by Alexa343434 July 11, 2017

Jacob

A little turd

wow he is such a Jacob

by Jacobhater123 December 17, 2018

Jacob

A man , usually with long hair, who can get a girlfriend(but not easily). He cherishes her for months until he ends up becoming violent towards her. All his friends turn on him. Jacob repeats this. Although this happens Jacob is usually a middle school person in his early teens. He puts in effort at school but isn't the 'popular kid's. He is often quite annoying and will flirt with anyone he can even if he is in a relationship.

Girl 1:"Omg look at that guy, his hair is so cute"
Girl 2:"Damn girl, you got any sense, he is obviously a Jacob, you don't want that do you?"
Girl 1:"Damn you're right, let's move on..."

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018

Jacob

A fucking faggot who likes fish and should be banished to hell for causing 9/11

Oh gawd it’s a Jacob “well they won’t let him on a plane “

by Some fish dude January 22, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the worst person to ever have in your life. He will hurt you, use you, and break your heart in two. Jacob will use you for your looks and then throw you in the trash.

Jacob used me and threw me away.

by hotmama1991 January 23, 2019

Jacob

Nigga that scared to fight Carey and big asl and eat everything in sight

That nigga Jacob is big and Carey tryna fight but he just run away, BTW y’all felt that earthquake?

by Doofles63 March 19, 2019