Raw Biscuit

When a man inserts his penis straight into an unsuspecting victim's ass, no lube required. This may cause pain and discomfort to the end receiver, however this is very common.

Person 1: Where is Tom??
Person 2: Preforming Raw Biscuit on his younger sister...

by HMND1 October 30, 2020

coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.

That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.

by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017

Clay biscuit

A hefty log that clogs the shitter resulting in someone desperately looking for a plunger

Someone dropped a clay biscuit in the toilet at the movie theater

by Mikeyjr December 29, 2021

Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Biscuit Chick

A girl who is very sexy but isn't very smart

She's a total Biscuit Chick! Really hot, but flaky!

by Daddy Sky November 3, 2011

Dippy Biscuits

Biscuits perfectly designed for dipping into tea, coffee, hot chocolate or your preferred beverage. Favourites include Digestives, Rich Tea and to a lesser extent Jaffa Cakes (although debate still ensues over whether or not these are actually biscuits. If not then a new category shall be created called 'Dippy Cakes', into which they will fall).

Sam, could ya get some biscuits as you're out?
What kinda biscuits?
Ah any kind of Dippy Biscuits will do.

by steeeeeeve94 April 1, 2011

prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.

Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.

by keyster king November 20, 2015