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Shit Pit

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion
David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*
by Kilimino February 13, 2015
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anal pit

Ass hole's first cousin, the epitome of butt wipe
He is the biggest anal pit I know, a super sphincter!
by Linda and Debby November 13, 2007
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roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.
Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.
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Parmesan pits

When a woman has little balls of white deodorant in her armpit that look like grated Parmesan
I loved carolines dress, but I couldn't stop staring at her Parmesan pits
by @maximillians August 25, 2009
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Pit tit

The meaty area between the clavicle, armpit and top of the breast. They can sometimes appear to be a third and fourth breast.
The muscle shirt enhances the male pit tits.
by HerGoddessship September 2, 2014
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Dish pit

A dish put is where you put your dirty dishes; aka a kitchen sink.

Usually seen on a sign on a meme. Some maybe misread it and think it says “dip shit”.
hey look it’s a dip shit.
hey look it’s a dish pit.
by ass-et December 31, 2020
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Angel-pit

When a person is stuck in a situation that appears to be so perfect or accomplished. Though in reality it is hell for the person to be in. They are miserable in that situation, but they have no way of escape because on paper and to others it seem to be the ultimate status to reach.
Many famous people are stuck in an angel-pit.
I didn't know how to get out of my angel-pit because everyone was so envious of my beautiful family.
by Strumrun1 February 22, 2010
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