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pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.
Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.
by Sterling Duchess Archer April 24, 2015
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Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.
Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
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Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.
Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.
by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016
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Parmesan pits

When a woman has little balls of white deodorant in her armpit that look like grated Parmesan
I loved carolines dress, but I couldn't stop staring at her Parmesan pits
by @maximillians August 25, 2009
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Dish pit

A dish put is where you put your dirty dishes; aka a kitchen sink.

Usually seen on a sign on a meme. Some maybe misread it and think it says “dip shit”.
hey look it’s a dip shit.
hey look it’s a dish pit.
by ass-et December 31, 2020
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roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.
Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.
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Angel-pit

When a person is stuck in a situation that appears to be so perfect or accomplished. Though in reality it is hell for the person to be in. They are miserable in that situation, but they have no way of escape because on paper and to others it seem to be the ultimate status to reach.
Many famous people are stuck in an angel-pit.
I didn't know how to get out of my angel-pit because everyone was so envious of my beautiful family.
by Strumrun1 February 22, 2010
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