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Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago
I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before
by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017
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ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.
The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.
by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017
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drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017
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ear poggler

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!
by dj micro January 3, 2018
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ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm
These are my ear moggles
by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019
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Ear-Hustlin

It's just a different way of saying EAVESDROPPING.

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..
I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so me being me I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

Hey (___ ) why you Ear-Hustlin?

So today I was talking to one of my friends about some life stuff and we were talkin about the kids only to find out they were Ear-Hustlin the whole time.

I was in my room talkin on the phone about something private only to open my door and find someone straight up Ear-Hustlin..
by Shannytel December 2, 2021
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Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
by Loren99 July 26, 2019
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