man ears

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.
by 310Nicole November 18, 2016
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ear budgie

The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...
Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...
by Darth Norris December 07, 2009
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 05, 2016
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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked
by Bailmaninmo May 01, 2019
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Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.
by blazeitup May 22, 2011
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Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.
"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."
by Anonymous717191 February 29, 2012
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