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Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.
Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!
by Highwayman April 27, 2019
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fielding error

This is something that does not exist while the Hawks are at bat. Because they do not exist all batted balls are considered hits.
Shouldn't that be a fielding error because she threw the ball 15 feet over the first baseman's head?
Nope thats 100% a single.

Shouldn't that be a fielding error because the ball went through the third basemen's legs?
nope I think the sun got in her eyes
by Press box May 1, 2011
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Jolie Field

Omg, your so Jolie Field.
by Hehxhsvx August 12, 2022
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Fields

Definitely the best thing on the planet. They can great people and so nice and rude sometimes.
Ms. Fields is weird
by Anonymous.sssss April 20, 2019
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Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
by Grumpygills June 3, 2018
mugGet the Field Goalmug.

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.
Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.
mugGet the realty distortion fieldmug.

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
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