A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
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A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”
by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
Get the Illinois Butter Butt Blaster mug.The act of taking or stealing someone else's idea secretly without permission.
This term is often used to describe the act of adopting another person's idea or concept and then claiming it as one's own identity.
This term is often used to describe the act of adopting another person's idea or concept and then claiming it as one's own identity.
by blinditachii March 1, 2026
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“Living so far from my family makes me illiquedic.”
“Living so far from my family makes me illiquedic.”
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