A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
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Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
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Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*
Person: Can you write this paper for me?
Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*
Person: Can you write this paper for me?
Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
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Girl 1 - who is that!!
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
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