dick gum

One that gums a cock to death

Harriet dick gummed majors dick to death

by southern belle July 07, 2015

Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobble Gum

A spherical shaped ball of candy but instead of bubble gum it is just filled with cum.

Does the goody bag have any Gobble Gums?

by Yaa Boizz December 16, 2019

Gum-Cumbers

The act of a dog laying so much in your space that their gums are like Cucumbers in a spa.

Lancer’s gums are mushed against my face and it feels like Gum-Cumbers

by Idk.why.im.here April 20, 2022

gum fuck

A adjective in the context of calling your friend a unruly dumb ass and emphasis on their out of norm behavior of not reading the room.

Amerigo you're a complete gum fuck; why did you have to act sus in front of the principal?

by Miguel De Dante's Inferno December 12, 2023

you bubble gum dumb dumb

you bubble gum dumb dumb is an insult used mostly by seven-year-olds without a life

here's how to use it

friend: you're so stupid
me: shut up you bubble gum dumb dumb idiot

by qzartyudspgsuhoishopisjhoiwj January 31, 2022

Gums For Less

The slogan for the brand Steve J Naeve.

"Have you heard of the trashy Steve Naeve brand? I hear you get Gums For Less!"

by ninaarhowell November 27, 2023