dope fiend yoke

when niggas owe you drug money, you "yoke them up", consisting of one arm around the neck, and the other arm a half-nelson, shaking their arm so that they pay what they owe. BITCH

*Northdeer*: "Yo, that nigguh was illin', stuntin' like his daddy, so i dope fiend yoked him up."

Leroy: "Damn yo, trillz. You earf him? Make that cudi pay up."

*Northdeer*: "Representin' for the gangstas across the world."

by AndyMerksNiggas August 18, 2009

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

hi bye friend

A person you would say "hi" and "bye" to casually, but little more. Generally someone desirable as an acquaintance and not anything more.

From "This American Life"

After she said "no" to a date, she said we could remain hi bye friends.

by flykiddoc August 18, 2009

Frienemy

A "toxic" person who poses as a friend but subconsciously or consciously wishes you harm.

by Peat Bog Man February 6, 2002

fiendin'

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.

After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!

by weave March 20, 2003

Best Friend Code

The unwritten rules of friendship. Never have a relationship with someone your best friend has feelings for. Never sleep with your best friend's exes, no matter what they say. Even if they say it's okay and they approve, don't do it if you are a true friend. And if you do, you're not a true friend.

Stephanie had strong feelings for this guy she once pretended to hate, yet her best friend completely overlooked this by disobeying the best friend code and having a relationship with him. Now they are no longer friends.

by BrokenSoulStartingOver August 25, 2009

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019