ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Grandma Anne

Grandma Anne's are the most loving, caring, giving grandmas in the whole entire world... on one hand. On the other hand, make em mad and they will destroy you in a quick second. Just stay on grandmas good side and everything should be okay. Grandma loves you (secretly hates you).

Don't mess with Grandma Anne, it will be the end of you.

by DainathePaina February 21, 2020

Grandma Suzie

A grandma who is very inappropriate

Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack

“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!

by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019

grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018