February 22

of you are born on feb 22, you are really hot, i mean like extremely hot. But feb 22 is also the ”swedish fika day”it’s a day when you eat pussy and drink coffee

Eric: Hey, you know it is February 22 today? That means it is the “swedish fika day”
Marcus: yeah! Let’s get some hoes!

February 22 by dinmammaskuk November 3, 2019

February 8th

February 8th is a day when supreme crackheads are born

Gabby: *doing “crackhead” stuff*
Tyler: “what’s wrong with her?”

Prisha: She was born on february 8th,she’s a supreme crackhead.

February 8th by JudethedUdeleo December 1, 2019

February 25 

National prank your friends day!
A day when you feel like doing something but you dont know what.

P1:Hey want some Oreos?
P2:Sure why not?!
P1:(Goes to kitchen and replaces the first row of oreos cream with mayo)
P1:(brings pack of oreos and eats two)
P2:Thanks Man!
P2:Why tf is there mayo in the cookies!?
P1:Because its February 25!, don't you know?!

February 25 by ♡Taco~Cat☆ February 24, 2020

February 10th 

This is when all the fit and hot people are born.

Bruv look at him he's so hot he must be born on February 10th

February 10th by evuhv aenvthunvtr June 22, 2020

February 5 

This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best

Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!

February 5 by MY LITTLE VOOMER February 3, 2020

February 7

National slap a hoe day. Slap someone you don't like

Girl 1:hi
Girl 2: *slaps*
Girl 1: what was that for?!
Girl 2: it's February 7

February 7 by ahoeforramennoodles February 7, 2020

14 February 

If your born on this day your so fucking flirty omg. And like stop being such an attention seeker NAMDLYLGL.

I was born on the 14 February✨

14 February by Yournevergoodenoughforme November 14, 2020