February 14th

The day where fast runners are born

People who are born on February 14th are considered fast

by Trueness for True November 2, 2019

February 23

national fuck day

boyfriend: hey its february 23

girl: come over here lets fuck

by penislover202 February 19, 2021

February 26

The day where the most crack head people were born

Wow her birthday must be february 26th she’s such a crack head

by stephanie26 October 27, 2019

February 3rd

The day the Superbowl lands on every once and awhile.

Yo, don’t the Patriots play on February 3rd?
Not this year, Sunday is on the 7th.

by prosey October 15, 2019

February 10th

this is the day a real nigga was born ME

hey did you know its February 10th?

no bro why ?

its the day a real nigga was born.

who bro ?

me nigga

by jj_da realest February 25, 2022

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021

February 22

National Super Gremlin Day

I’m so excited for February 22 so I can celebrate super gremlins.

by Br4d P1tt January 14, 2022