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CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**
by relsyrhc susej June 21, 2023
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Droppin' coins in her Emotional Bank

When a guy or girl does nice things for the person that they want to sleep with so they can later make a "withdrawl."
Joe texted Katie that she was such a sweet gal...Nothing like droppin' coins in her emotional bank so he can make a real deposit later on or be a complete ass and get away with it.
by Mis_chievous2 January 4, 2010
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Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.
Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"
by SteveGuy68927 August 2, 2013
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un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl)

Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.
Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.

Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).
by Hot in Psychotic December 4, 2017
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Kraft Dinner Emotions

When a person feeds into their knee-jerk reactions that form quickly and are easy to indulge because they never work for anything and always take the easy way out (and are worse off for it).

Credit: Elle Vee
He called my "crazy" in the middle of a fight, rather than working to find the root of the problem. Probably felt good to throw out some Kraft Dinner emotions instead of trying to solve anything. I dumped his ass immediately.

She said Amelia dressed like a whore because she felt insecure. Rather than recognizing her own worth, she fed into her Kraft Dinner emotions and is all the worse for it.
by Dr. Fishy Nooo February 8, 2021
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Trench Coat Emotion

/‘trenCh ,kōt əˈmōSH(ə)n/

noun
a natural emotion of distraught coziness, as if you were being hugged by someone in a heavy and uncomfortable trench coat. trench coat emotion”
“after finishing the bittersweet book, Lucy felt trench coat emotion
by Sad Sample Text September 2, 2021
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emotional nutcase

sensitive to every word projected to you; emo to the 100th degree; equivalent to pmsing but 10 times worse
Dude, all I said was that I'm in my own little world right now, and then you got offended cause you thought I was trying to ignore you. You're such an emotional nutcase.
by Monana April 20, 2009
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