elijah

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad

example: elijah is hot.

by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

Elijah

Elijahs are super sexy gentlemen. They usually have brown hair and brown eyes and love girls with brown eyes and brown hair. Elijahs love girls who are funny, kind, sympathetic, quirky, and not afraid to try different things.

girl #1: “soo uhh i like Elijah”
girl #2: “yeah i’m not shocked.. it’s Elijah!”

by yeetusdeletusthisfetus November 1, 2019

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017

elijah jones

Cool, chill guy, pretty nice, handsome

Omg elijah jones is so handsome

by Malevolent cleave August 18, 2024

Elijah

Elijah sucks fat cock, is gay , and is a male prostitute. He gets a fat boner when he looks at guys and fucks homeless guys.

Person 1: Elijah is a fag.
Person 2: The rainbow represents him.
Elijah: DAMN RIGHT

by Jake Rio Hernandez November 15, 2019

Elijah Beltzer syndrome

Special-needs homosexual

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome

by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023