A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A๐ช๐ฎ: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

by erob0411 March 10, 2021

ely: (verb) to pull an ely is when you give someone false hope and say you love them when you dont.
ely: (adjective) a really dick like person
ely: (adjective) a really dick like person
by PixleatorGames May 3, 2018

Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick heโs so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP
Eli is so hot
by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025

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by ygvbuhbidjuhnuidfbnvuebngbeubn March 25, 2023
