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Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A๐Ÿช๐ŸŽฎ: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
mugGet the Smeli Elimug.

Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.
Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?
by erob0411 March 10, 2021
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Eli

A legend in the making
Eli will be great
by BD3come2me December 14, 2022
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ely

ely: (verb) to pull an ely is when you give someone false hope and say you love them when you dont.

ely: (adjective) a really dick like person
What a disappointment and a let down, You just pulled a ely.
by PixleatorGames May 3, 2018
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Eli

Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick heโ€™s so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP
Eli is so hot
by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021
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Eli

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
omfg is that my cutie patootie, crushy-poo, whiteboy eli??????
by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025
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ELi

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Eli is so Hot๐Ÿ‘
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