daddy dewine

Gov dewine of ohio so basically everyone's dad who lives there

Daddy dewine called a press conference (family meeting) I think we're in trouble

by Bim Tlair November 19, 2020

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

Daddy of Hell

Daddy of Hell, also known as Satan

After someone does, they visit the Daddy of Hell

by An Autist December 18, 2020

Daddy

Cate Blanchett

A pack of feral lesbians: Cate Blanchett is such a daddy

by Sapphoislovesick January 6, 2021

Daddy Levi

Daddy Levi is a 40-year old man who looks like he is in his 20s and everyone who has watch Attack on Titan simps for him. That includes me...

Daddy Levi is sooooo hot.
I want to marry Daddy Levi

by Daddy Levi February 19, 2021

daddyhowardstark

funny but kind of concerning account :D

have you seen daddyhowardstark's tiktok? no? go look now or else there will be a human cat on your wall.

by Lilian7190 May 31, 2021

daddy bowler

The sexiest being alive, if you use this in your Clash Royale deck you are a god. daddy bowler is the best card in clash royal. Use this card to win every game.

I use daddy bowler in my clash royal deck

by daddy bowler October 19, 2021