oh clam

Used very similarly to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, disappointment, and surprise.

Oh clam I've been having an awesome day!

Oh clam I just got busted for sneaking out.

by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

clam rabies

When a bitch has multiple men's baby batter drooling out of her cunt.

Damn that ho gots clam rabies!

by scorpionoid March 13, 2014

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks

I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam

by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016

Clam yourself

To shut your trap

Friend 1: "I'm so pissed right now."
Friend 2: "Bitch go clam yourself"

by Perryhd November 17, 2015

Clam Jammed

The Female Version of "Cock Block."

"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."

by Skuurl August 9, 2017

clam-corder

specialised miniature video camera for capturing the most intimate parts of the female anatomy.

You should have seen this girl I pulled at the weekend, i've got some great shots to show you on my clam-corder.

by DC904580 October 24, 2003

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017