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Retro classic

A retro classic would be considered being an autistic monkey that prefers to say easy a lot.
Everyone: Chilling

Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.

Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage
by WhiteCop January 16, 2021
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stony classic

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.
Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.
by jlzd May 2, 2014
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classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone
mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.
by Sexydimma October 3, 2013
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Lil broken classic

El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)
Me han hecho la Lil broken classic y mañana es la fcs, estoy jodido
by uwu123 March 20, 2020
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Classic bear trap

A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.

A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.

Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
by Elbrox June 3, 2024
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Classical

Black people are fucking up classical shit in a way it hasn't been done in a long time if it's been done before.
Black people might be fucking up country music, classical Greek history, and Nascar racing as much as white people fucked up the blues, rap, jazz, and African history, but at least they are getting even, and that's the point isn't it?
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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