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Jesus Christ!

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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Spiesus Christ

1) An insult, an act of expressing ur anger without directly using profanity.
2) Also meaning Jesus Christ
"Spiesus Christ man, what the hell's wrong with you?"
"Oh my God! It's fucking Spiesus Christ!!!
by Spirrangooo January 11, 2010
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Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up
by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024
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Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.
Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)
by ~Purple-Panta~ March 29, 2022
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Steezus Christ

DaQuan Johnakin. ( He is the one and only Steezus Christ. To those who challenge his Steezus only answers to God.)
Damn bro that’s a hard fit, I see someone was blessed by Steezus Christ.
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Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.
I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah
by Lil pharma July 5, 2022
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