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Flimsy Dildo Case 

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
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fake is the case

If the package (case) is fake whats inside is (usually) as well.
The first and easiest sign that it's a "fake is the case" it comes with.
fake is the case by MarkusOla October 18, 2015

crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info
im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,
crack the case by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017

Just-in-case Friend 

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.
"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

End of case 

Ending a conversation topic when a conclusion has been decided.
"Mo has a shit haircut.......end of case"
End of case by dillehbob June 21, 2018

Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.
Shitty pillow case by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

"Just in case" shave 

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!