Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.
Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
by Generic Villain October 22, 2023
Get the Molecularly Challenged Cabbagemug. by SystemDoesntWork June 4, 2020
Get the Like a Cabbagemug. by D Barrymore July 28, 2021
Get the Dirty cabbagemug. by deathrabbit69 March 3, 2018
Get the Cabbagemug. A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way
by God but from ebay February 26, 2022
Get the Cabbage goosemug. (N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.
Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
by Kabage November 29, 2010
Get the Cabbagemug. A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
Get the Cabbage Patch hugmug.