The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
by JR the Soulless October 31, 2006
A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
by kickflipthecat July 02, 2009
you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.
Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
by Infamous Odyssey July 07, 2009
puff puff give, man, don't bump tha blunt.
by the surly mermaid May 27, 2005
by thanksantsthanks October 15, 2010
by O D B April 28, 2011
Hey Jennifer, did you give a blowjob to Chris at iHop or was it called the International House of Blunts and Blows?
by Lil Thong October 24, 2018