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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
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what you call a young child like a 6 and under kid and if they are crying they are a bitter tah
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Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
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I mean, if you're so fucking concerned with what happens when people are bitter and resentful...
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."

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Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum
Batters are bostin ar kid
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A BabyMama That Is Always jealous Can never let her Babydaddy Be happy after Her Just a Bitch technically
Homie: Ayo wassup with your son When You go see him?
Babydad: Man idk I gotta bitter bm
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