Head-Banding

When you wear a large headband around your waist and her neck as she is giving you oral. The elastic band acts as a rubber band effect, so when she pulls back it forces her back down. Possibly causing her to deep throat.

"So what did you do last night?"
"oh, my girlfriend and I were Head-Banding. She told me she has a sore throat today"
"Sounds like a good time"

Head-Banding

by xDoub13 A March 24, 2011

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

Drunk Bidding

The act of bidding on something on eBay while intoxicated. In the following days, the drunk bidder hopes that he/she get outbid and doesn't have to pony up the cash.

While drunk bidding, Jason was stuck with the horizontal band saw after no one outbid him.

by gizzmo696 May 8, 2012

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

full bandini

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.

"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full bandini."

by lockie December 11, 2015

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

by Phoofs March 17, 2016