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Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.
"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019
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fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.
Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.
by Jasper73 August 8, 2019
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ball or peen

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"

The genitals are revealed.

"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017
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Freeze Balls

You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.
Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.
by Anusassasin3228 June 19, 2020
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Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.
That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.
by adhd93 October 23, 2011
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moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011
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Billy no Balls

A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion
He's in the cabin being Billy no Balls
by Rewb12 December 9, 2020
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