Jew Bomb

The Jew Bomb is another name for the Tripmine in Halo. It's called this because on your map it looks like the star of david.
Dammit Will stop laying down those Jew Bombs everywhere!
by P53|_|d0|\|y|V| March 02, 2010
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indian jew

A person from India that is a jew
Man, kenny is such an indian jew
by geoffrey Schwereeen September 19, 2006
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Jews for Jesus

1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".

Jew: FUCK YOU!
by j e w May 12, 2006
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Jew Change

1.The pennies, nickels and dimes in the bottom of your wallet
2.The pennies, nickels and dimes lying around the house for months, but you don't need them until you realize the pizza will be here in 2 minutes.
Geoff: I only got 5 bucks for the pizza
Alan: Well hes coming in 2 minutes
Geoff: fuck, lets grab all the Jew Change
Alan: Schweet
by Geoffr June 21, 2007
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Jew-senses

1. The ability of Jewish males have to find cheap products
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage
1. After seeing that bacon was only 15 cents a pound, David's Jew-senses became activated.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.
by Michael Weinstein October 03, 2004
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jew paper

money or currency, stereotype of jewish wealth.
"yo I'm low on ends, let me get some of that jew paper"
by Pimp Gangsta C December 19, 2006
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Jew Mom

A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.
Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"
by MexxicanBud March 19, 2009
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