When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
Get the nflactic shockmug. When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
Get the Shock the monkeymug. Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
Get the shocking cartmug. The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!
U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the shipping-shockmug.