ian

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.

person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck

by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022

Ian

throat goat, loves a lot of penis

Fellow lad: My friends name is Ian
You: Gross!

by ThroatGoat445 December 14, 2021

ian

Means “I ain’t”

Nah bro ian like that

by dd osama November 30, 2022

Ian

Guy with hot booty

Ian Loves to sit on Teddy’s face and lets him eat him out

by Iansbubblebuttlover September 11, 2018

ian grove

A extremely short boy

Dang you are really ian grove

by Broom33 October 20, 2019

ian schumacher

ian is a pedophile who likes to touch children especially ones by the name of william or jack.

hey did you remeber when ian schumacher ate jack borwn out?

by amonger21 September 5, 2022

Ian

From Sia’s point of view, Ian isn’t human. He’s a special gift that God has given her. He can give her everything because he’s super-duper cool.

However, Ian just gave Sia one thing. He gave her a world where there are only him and her in it.

Ian is the love of Sia’s life and she loves him till her death comes.

The way Ian laughs, smiles and talks to Sia makes her fall in love with him every second. He’s so loveable everytime he hugs her.

An amazing man like him deserves everything. So that’s why, Sia loves Ian with all her heart.

“I’d trade everything without exception my soul to love you in every kind of life.”

Person I : “That man looks like an angel.”
Person 2 : “Oh, he’s just Ian.”

by The Lady Who Loves Ian November 24, 2021