The goofiest of goofys the ugliest of uglys the nerdiest of nerds the most goofy gay loser to ever step foot on earth
Possibly a zoophile
Possibly a zoophile
Wow bro Alex is hella musty and he always interrupts peoples conversations when nobody is talking to him man i hate ALEXANDER MONTANEZ
by Bubbadefinitions March 29, 2022
An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007
by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 03, 2024
A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).
by Untaken name October 30, 2023
by Chris likes dick 69 November 25, 2021
A person who dogs the boys in just about every way, wether it is purposely missing the train to avoid a social gathering or not sending back an RSVP message to come to a birthday party. To summarise him, he is very untrustworthy and never goes on any play dates with the boys.
by Sid The Snail May 14, 2019
my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️
by ollyloml February 12, 2024