Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

who is a nicotine addict

it’s you. stop vaping

hey do you know who is a nicotine addict? yeah it’s you.

by your mom92 December 14, 2021

addict

being addicted to something so much that you devote your entire lifespan to it

Henry: i'm an addict to crack
James: da hecc
James: u sus i'm calling da popo

by SebDoesDefinitions_ March 14, 2022

Anal addiction

What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children

Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by anonymous February 3, 2022

programming addict

someone who spends 200% of their time coding.

"have you seen Raj, he spends all day coding and playing league of legends"

"Yeah, what a programming addict."

by Wolfking99 February 8, 2022