what the actual

It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.

Dim Sum:Hey man, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado, what the actual?

Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.

by bigolpeepee June 21, 2014

Actual

The doing/being of actual.
Being actually serious.
No doubt.
100% serious.
If someone says their actual you should stop because it can kill you, the power of actual.

He is actually being "actual."

by SPAZ MAKER June 26, 2018

Ron - Active Sexual Predator

The common name for a female who steals unsuspecting boys' virginities.

- "Hey, who did you first sleep with?"

- "Some Ron - Active Sexual Predator who went to my school"

- "Oh, you mean a RASP

by Frowntheclown November 27, 2010

after tennis activities

a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job".

REALLY.....Just read the burp job entry, but if you really need an example; Tob and Brad engaged in some "after tennis activities" while Brad's wife was out of town.

by Lord Mooseknuckle March 23, 2007

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Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing

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by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021

active volcano

a breast that happens to be lactating

That pregnant girl has got some serious active volcanoes.

by baconhoagie October 12, 2010

Activate

The behavior of ABG hunters when they have unlocked their full potential

Did Jon have to sleep in Ktown Ralph’s parking last night? Yeah, he activated too hard.

by Mr. S October 4, 2019