I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.

I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down

by Nigardly man November 23, 2024

I need that

This means when you want to fight someone, or beat someone up.

I need that exp 2:

"Don't play. I need that!"

I need that exp:

"Come here, I need that"

by SlangDefinitioner July 9, 2025

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony

Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed

by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020

Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.

In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.

by Numerati January 5, 2025

needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.

Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.

by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022