A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl
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Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
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Get the salad queen mug.(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"
(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""
(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""
(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"
"What?"
Or
"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"
"No, what?"
"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"
"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
"What?"
Or
"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"
"No, what?"
"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"
"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
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