by J*Money April 18, 2005
Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)
person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler
by The Hugest Cock42069 May 04, 2022
This is a school in Naples, it makes you fairly depressed. Nobody who goes there likes it except for NeRdS.
by Blueberry Socks January 22, 2019
by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020
When two (2) people are making out and one (1) of the participants packs a fat upper lip and the other lower. They use the motion of making out to mix their chew (dip) for a better flavor.
by Josh N. Goodman December 03, 2018
A sexual act, consisting of brushing dandruff from your pubic hair onto a girls face after she has finished giving you a blowjob.
Frank: "How did your date last night go?"
Paul: "Man, it was awesome! We went back to my double wide, and she let me give her a Mason-Dixon Snowstorm!"
Paul: "Man, it was awesome! We went back to my double wide, and she let me give her a Mason-Dixon Snowstorm!"
by ShopMonkey March 10, 2022
A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
by PontunePoonFloater November 01, 2022