jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near

Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy

by BushNut October 5, 2019

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.

Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"

by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017

jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.

"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."

by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!

Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!

by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017