the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

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Foot period

Noun - when your ingrown toenail is so ingrown that it bleeds

Baby i want foot pics
cant i have a foot period

by pokojoke12 June 1, 2023

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Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

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foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.

Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.

by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023

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foot creeper

when your sitting on the couch and someone keeps rubbing their feet against you in a creepy way

Ew, you foot creeper, stop touching me

by max and kathleen December 26, 2008

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Fatisha the Foot

Masturbating with your foot/feet.

Remove pants, get a boner, the proceed to do intense butterfly stretches while having your foot/feet stroke your penis.

WARNING: May be painful and will cause very flexible legs.

Guy 1: "What you do last night, man?"
Guy 2:"Hanged out with Fatisha the Foot ya know... Watch me touch my toes!"

by CrazyDJ2007 January 1, 2011

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