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The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
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ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS
Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013
mugGet the ball neckmug.

Gumbo balls

The smell of your nuts after a good sweat. Smells like gumbo.
Damn Pat you got the gumbo balls!
by OctobersunGene April 16, 2010
mugGet the Gumbo ballsmug.

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011
mugGet the moderator ballsmug.

Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021
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fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.
Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.
by Jasper73 August 8, 2019
mugGet the fecal ballsmug.

Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.
"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019
mugGet the Beef Ballmug.

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