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"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.

For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...

Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.

Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.

For example, used in a sentence and conversation:

John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.

Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022
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drug n bass

a. record playing at the wrong speed
b. fast forward while playind a tape
When do you stop drug n bass ?
This guitarist is playing with drug n bass.
The small mouse sings drug n bass for a fallen tooth.
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trottin bass

when you are totally trotting bass and just owning at everything. second definition is cameron winslow
dude i was totally trottin bass at that gig yo
by cameronwinslow August 19, 2009
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Bass Rolled

When an acquaintance "friend" comments on everything you post to social media sites.
Hey dude. You just got bass rolled. Elijah posted on that pic you uploaded.
by MJ43V3R January 11, 2010
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straight bass

an amplifier of anything another person has just said
Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass
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Bass in There!

A proclaimation made at any expanse in which bass could be. I.E. - lake, river, pond, bay, bag of Swedish Fish, mug..ect
(Passing by a small body of water)

Hey Guy! Bass in there!
by Hulk Rincey November 25, 2009
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