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by Washingtonnuts April 20, 2021
Get the washingtonnuts mug.A variant of Columbiaology with a sharper focus on the federal government as a closed system: the White House, executive agencies, intelligence community, and the permanent bureaucracy. Washingtonology treats official explanations as often misleading, paying close attention to leaks, background briefings, and the subtle signals of who is “in” or “out.” It examines the unwritten rules of the capital—seniority, protocol, off‑the‑record relationships—as keys to understanding actual policy outcomes. Like Kremlinology, it recognizes that much of what matters happens in corridors, not press conferences.
Example: “His Washingtonology of the Pentagon’s budget process revealed that ‘official’ priorities were often shaped by informal deals between committee staff and defense contractors—no vote required.”
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For whatever reason unbeknownst to many pronounce the word “Washington” as “Warshington”. This is incorrect, for obvious reasons
For whatever reason unbeknownst to many pronounce the word “Washington” as “Warshington”. This is incorrect, for obvious reasons
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